I’m Free!!!

Two flyers, on the same pole. Text of the second reads:

“OMG! I finally got out. My two-year long nightmare is over! I’m a free cat!

Looking for a new home in the area. No old people. A family would be nice. At least someone with a girlfriend. That’s no joke. Amy is not your girlfriend. She thinks you’re not relationship material. She’s gonna hook up with her neighbor as soon as he gets back from Peru. You better reactivate your eHarmony account, you sad motherfucker.

Anyway, if anyone’s looking for a cat email me at swanson@email.com and let’s meet up! I’m super chill, no drama, and hope you are too! Please have HBO.