"The secret truth of the martini is that ordering it up is for dorks. Order that shit on the rocks and have your goddamn drink without having to balance it on a pancake. I’m sure there are people who think they look more sophisticated drinking martini glass drinks, but they’re wrong. Almost spilling your drink … Continue reading Judgmental About Your Drink Order
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Optimists, Pessimists and Realists
An old Soviet joke: "An optimist learns English. A pessimist learns Chinese. A realist learns how to clean an AK-47."
