Modern Piña Colada

“Four years into our marriage, my husband found me on OkCupid.

I had only joined the site to check out his profile. He had joined to find someone else…

…Then I received a sweet message: “I see we’re a 98 percent match. Would you like to meet up and see what life has to offer?

It was from my husband.”

-Gayle Brandeis, “We Wanted to Split Up. OkCupid Had Other Ideas.The New York Times. October 1, 2021.

Easily the most Pina Colada song thing I’ve ever read.