“Four years into our marriage, my husband found me on OkCupid.
I had only joined the site to check out his profile. He had joined to find someone else…
…Then I received a sweet message: “I see we’re a 98 percent match. Would you like to meet up and see what life has to offer?
It was from my husband.”-Gayle Brandeis, “We Wanted to Split Up. OkCupid Had Other Ideas.” The New York Times. October 1, 2021.
Easily the most Pina Colada song thing I’ve ever read.