Good Luck, Morons: Lazarus Lake and His Impossible Race — The Bitter Southerner

“At some point in the evening, a woman shows up to the feast with a birthday cake that says ‘Good Luck Morons.'”
          —Estes, Sara. “Good Luck, Morons: Lazarus Lake and His Impossible Race.” The Bitter Southerner, April 2017.

Best way to start a marathon I ever heard of.