“‘Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.’ And he says, ‘Oh, uh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.’ So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.
-Carl Spackler in Caddyshack
Total consciousness is nice. But, a little money never hurt anyone either. My Ergo address:

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