"Unfortunately America ran out of its strategic anger reserves that time we all thought there'd be no more Twinkies."-Discordian Quotes
Tag: parody religions
Who Will Be Eaten First?
If you have need of the article, "How to Brine a Turkey by H.P. Lovecraft," then it's a good bet you won't be eating first. Happy Thanksgiving! Thankful the Elder Gods have not woken from their slumbers...yet.
