cafebedouin@gmail.com ABSTRACT Philosophical paradoxes have traditionally been treated as revelations of deep fractures in our conceptual schemes—mysteries that expose fundamental contradictions in notions of identity, truth, and rationality. This paper proposes a radical reframing: most paradoxes are not metaphysical anomalies but engineering failures—specifically, unmarked state mutations, indexical underspecification, or axiomatic inconsistencies in reasoning systems. I … Continue reading Debugging Philosophy: A Trifurcation Framework for Paradox Classification