The Dead’s Goat

"But don’t pity the dead. They have time on their mouldering hands, and all they do is think of ways to vex us. They watch we living go about our dirty business—lying and cheating; penis-pumping; pirating pop music—and smile, amused, cool, indifferent, they’re like high-functioning heroin addicts, or cats. You want to get their attention, … Continue reading The Dead’s Goat

A Billion Years, A Galaxy

"New research published in the American Astronomical Society has confirmed through the use of a computer simulation that aliens–or humans–could potentially colonize the galaxy, a feat within the capabilities of modern Earth technology. According to the new research, doing so would only take a civilization like ours a billion years to complete."-Liam Stewart, "New Research Suggests … Continue reading A Billion Years, A Galaxy

Invisibility Sheets

"An Israeli tech company said it has developed a camouflage technology that makes soldiers on the battlefield virtually undetectable......The lightweight sheet is made out of a special thermal visual concealment (TVC) material, comprised of metals, polymers and microfibers. The material allows soldiers much more difficult to distinguish from nature, both with the naked eye and … Continue reading Invisibility Sheets

Short-Bus People

"The attorney for 'QAnon Shaman' Jacob Chansley says that his client and other accused Capitol rioters were uniquely vulnerable to being misled by former President Trump’s lies, TPM reports.Said Albert Watkins: "A lot of these defendants… they’re all fucking short-bus people. These are people with brain damage, they’re fucking retarded, they’re on the goddamn spectrum.'He … Continue reading Short-Bus People