"Tired of telemarketers calling your landline or mobile? Now there's a way to fight back! We provide friendly, patient robots that talk to these rude telemarketers for you. They love to chit-chat, and will often keep nasty callers engaged for several minutes. By keeping the bad guys busy, you keep them from pestering other innocent … Continue reading Jolly Roger Telephone Company
Month: August 2018
The Encyclopedia of Science Fiction
"Of all the things you can read on the internet, The Encyclopedia of Science Fiction is one of the only good ones. In perpetual conversation with itself, ever growing and expanding—perhaps threatening, in its accumulated obsessions, to become self-aware—this index of the fantastic documents possible pasts and futures alike." —M.H. Rowe. "The Encyclopedia of Science … Continue reading The Encyclopedia of Science Fiction
Summertime – The Zombies
Ariana Grande and The Roots Perform “Natural Woman” in Tribute to Aretha Franklin
Today’s Experiment
"'But I hear the voices,' he tells me. 'I hear people say, 'Why doesn't he just be funny?' That stuff has just never mattered to me. To me, it's like, this is the experiment tonight. If you enjoy it, great, if you don't, that's cool, too. There'll be another one tomorrow.'" —Jim Carrey quoted in … Continue reading Today’s Experiment
Thank You For Being A Friend
Zenosyne: The Sense That Time Keeps Going Faster
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNgyEmYyQF4 —Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows
Obesity in America 2018: 7 charts that explain why it’s so easy to gain weight – Vox
"Sure, it’s possible to have a small, healthy meal at a restaurant. But researchers have found that people typically eat 20 to 40 percent more calories in restaurants compared with what they’d eat at home." —Eliza Barclay, Julia Belluz, and Javier Zarracina. "Obesity in America 2018: 7 charts that explain why it’s so easy to … Continue reading Obesity in America 2018: 7 charts that explain why it’s so easy to gain weight – Vox
Steven Seagal’s Tears
"I once heard a story about Steven Seagal—this is another reason that I love this motherfucker—I heard a story from somebody about Steven Seagal, that a producer came into his—I think this story’s out now, but I heard it years before it came out—that he called his producer into his home, and he said, 'Come … Continue reading Steven Seagal’s Tears
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